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▼: HELLO.
▲: hEy MaN wHaT tHe FuCk Is UuUuUuP? :o)
▼: OH JEGUS FUCK
▲: wHaT?
▼: THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING SURREAL SHIT
▲: dAmN bRo, YoU tRiPpInG? hAhA yOu MuSt Be TrIpPiNg. DoN't WoRrY dUdE, mE tOo ;o)
▼: FUCK, WHERE ARE YOU.
▲: i'M iN tHe VeIl, MaN.
▼: GREAT.
▼: PIES, MAKE MORE.
▼: NOW.
▲: uHh I cAn'T bRoThEr. ThErE's No SlImE aRoUnD hErE :o/ uNlEsS yOu GoT sOmE sEcReT rEcIpE fOr ThE aLcHeMiTeRiZeRtHiNgAmAgIgGeR.
▼: OH FUCK, NO.
▼: WHY.
▲: aW iT's OkAy, DoG. i FoUnD oUt If I mIx FaYgO aNd StArDuSt ToGeThEr It GeTs Me JuSt AbOuT aS hIgH :o)
▲: hOnK hOnK.
▼: WELL THEN FUCK, MAKE MORE OF THAT.
▲: i'M aLmOsT oUt Of StArDuSt ThOuGh. WhAt If I nEeD tO dO a PrAyEr AnD i AiNt GoT nOnE oF tHaT sHiT lEfT?
▲: rEcIpE fOr MoThErFuCkInG dIsAsTeR, rIgHt ThErE.
▼: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GAMZEE.
▼: STAY HIGH, AS HIGH AS YOU FUCKING CAN FOR AS LONG AS YOU FUCKING CAN.
▲: hAhA aLrIgHt MaN, i CaN mOtHeRfUcKiNg TrY bUt No PrOmIsEs.
▼: FUCK FUCK FUCK
▼: GAMZEE, YOU FUCKING LOSE IT.
▼: THERE, I'M JUST GOING TO FLAT OUT FUCKING SAY IT.
▲: wOaH, i Do? HoW dO yOu KnOw ThAt?
▼: BECAUSE WELCOME TO THE FUTURE
▼: YOU'RE TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME.
▲: oH. wHy Am I aLl Up AnD dOiNg ThE mUrDeR bUsInEsS?
▼: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HIGH?
▼: HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW.
▲: oHhH sHiT bRo! WoW! dOn'T tElL mE i FiNaLlY gEt To Be A sUbJuGgLaToR!
▲: aLl My MoThErFuCkInG dReAmS aRe CoMiNg TrUe ToDaY :oD
▼: OH GOD YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING EXCITED
▼: YOU FUCKING ARE.
▼: I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU.
▲: oF cOuRsE i'M eXcItEd MaN! sHiT bRoThEr, I rEaD tHiS jOuRnAl WhEn I wAs YoUnG aBoUt ThIs DuDe WhO wAs StRaIgHt Up My AnCeStOr Or SoMe ShIt.
▼: GAMZEE, YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE.
▲: aNd HiS jOb WaS jUsT tO sIt ArOuNd AnD lIsTeN tO mOtHeRfUcKeRs TeLl JoKeS aLl DaY. hOw MoThErFuCkInG wIcKeD iS tHaT? i WaNnA dO tHaT :o)
▼: NO, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US.
▼: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GAMZEE.
▲: kIlL yOu WiTh My MaD jUgGlInG sKiLlS?
▼: NO, JUST KILL US.
▼: LIKE, DEAD.
▼: COMPLETELY DEAD.
▼: VOID OF LIFE
▲: oH. oH fUcK, lIkE aCtUaL lEgIt MuRdEr?
▼: NO LONGER BREATHING.
▼: LEGIT FUCKING MURDER.
▲: oH mAn I tHoUgHt A sUbJuGgLaToR wAs SoMe MoThErFuCkEr WhO jUgGlEd AnD gOt ToLd JoKeS :o( i Do NoT wAnT tO mOtHeRfUcKiNg KiLl AlL mY bEsT fRiEnDs.
▼: THEN DON'T MOTHERFUCKING LOSE YOUR MIND.
▼: EVEN IF IT MEANS BEING FUCKING HIGH.
▲: i MeAn I'lL dO mY bEsT oF cOuRsE, bUt ThAt DoEsN't ExAcTlY sOuNd LiKe SoMeThInG i ReAlLy HaVe A lOt Of MoThErFuCkInG cOnTrOl OvEr.
▼: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU'RE RIGHT.
▼: I CAN'T CHANGING FUCKING ANYTHING FUCK FUCK FUCK
▼: CHANGE FUCKING ANYTHING
▲: aW bEsT fRiEnD, i'M sOrRy, ThIs CoNvErSaTiOn Is ReAlLy BuMmInG mE tHe FuCk OuT :o(
▼: I CAN'T EVEN TYPE I'M SO FUCKING LOSING IT
▲: iT's NoT yOuR fAuLt I'm An UnCoOl MuRdErInG mOtHeRfUcKiNg BrO iN tHe FuTuRe.
▼: I JUST WISH I COULD DO SOMETHING.
▲: mOtHeRfUcKeR, tHe OnLy MoThErFuCkInG tHiNg YoU cAn Do RiGhT nOw Is Be ThErE fOr Me WhEn It HaPpEnS. i DoN't ReAlLy WaNt To Be AlOnE.
▲: aLsO dO mE a SoLiD aNd KiLl Me In ThE fUtUrE aLrIgHt.
▲: bUt MaKe It QuIcK bEcAuSe I'm NoT rEaLlY iNtO tHe WhOlE "dYiNg SlOwLy AnD pAiNfUlLy" ShInDiG.
▼: FUCK, THAT'S A FUCKING GRIM THING TO SAY.
▲: sOrRy BrOtHeR, dIdN't MeAn To DaMpEn ThE mOoD.
▼: YOU CAN'T REALLY FUCKING DAMPEN IT.
▲: i JuSt WaNnA sPeNd A lItTlE mOrE tImE wItH mY bEsT fRiEnD :o)
▲: yOu NeVeR dId GeT tO sToP bY mY pLaCe AnD sLaM a FaYgO wItH mE. tHaT's ToO mOtHeRfUcKiNg BaD.
▲: wE cOuLd'Ve PlAyEd In ThE oCeAn AnD sHiT. bUt I cAn'T sWiM aNd My HaIr KiNd Of WeIgHs Me DoWn So...
▼: ...FUCK.
▲: wE cOuLd'Ve BuIlT sOmE wIcKeD sAnDcAsTlEs ThOuGh BrO :oD
▼: IF I COULD SOMEHOW GET OUT OF THIS MESS
▼: I'D FUCKING DO IT.
▼: SO MANY FUCKING TIMES.
▲: dAmN mOtHeRfUcKeR i KnOw YoU wOuLd. YoU'rE a GoOd MoThErFuCkInG gUy.
▲: yOu'Re ThE bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg GuY i KnOw!
▲: eVeRyOnE rEaLlY fUcKiNg LiKeS yOu, KaRkAt. YoU'rE a ReAl SoLiD bRo To EvErYoNe, Y'kNoW?
▲: tHaNkS fOr BeInG mY fRiEnD, bUdDy.
▼: ...THANKS FOR BEING THERE.
▼: I SHOULD OF FUCKING REALIZED A GOOD FRIEND WHEN I HAD HIM.
▲: aWwW bRo YoU aRe MeLtInG mY fUcKiNg HeArT hErE :o)
▲: nO. nO wAiT, i DoN't ThInK tHaT's My HeArT.
▲: UMMMM.
▲: FuUuUuUcK.
▲: fuck.
▲: MOTHERFUCK.
▲: fUcKiNg BaIl OuT oF hErE bRoThEr.
▲: i DoN't WaNt YoU tO sEe Me LiKe ThIs Do:
▼: OH GOD OH GOD
▲: I SAID MOTHERFUCKING DITCH, MOTHERFUCKER :oD
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